I love it when you put goat fat in your hair.

Have you seen her?

The Ultimate Chicken Run.

Dope with a Rope.

Monkey see monkey do.

It looks like everyone else is wearing a swimsuit. I hate it when you trick me!.

Sure I know how to play drums.

I’m so RAD!

One Two

Cha Cha Cha

Don’t forget you promised to dance with me.

I’m starting to like the taste of cat food.

No Super Bowl for me this year. I think I broke a Rib

Here we go again. Every where I go someone starts chasing me.

I hear that girls love bikers.

This is easier than hitting off a cave wall.

My plan is to release thousands of these babies into the sewers of America.

The people of America will never feel safe in their bathrooms again.

I have more hair in my ears than on my chest. I need to call Hair Club for Men.

Darn!

I hit myself in the head again.

Osama bin Laden holding some silk that he will use to sew himself a new nightgown.

I’m not sure if this is a Pakistan police uniform

I think I made myself too short.

I can't remember where I left my nose.

I run fast.

Lady in waiting

Oh bury me not on the lone prairie.

I feel pretty.

To be or not to be?

I didn’t have any trouble with airport security. They sure took a long time looking at my shoes.

No I’m not a pilot. I need to wear this because I am always bumping my head on stuff.

Catch me if you can.

I’ll never buy a used nuclear plant again!

Are you sure this will take us to Baghdad?

I wonder why that kid laughed at me.

I’m calling my new group

The Tala Band

I want my MaMa

I have been stuck in this position for three hours. I’ll never buy steroids from that guy again.

Keeps me dry all day.

They call me Miss DeNile

This must be an American Horse, he won’t let me get on him.

I got the ugly bum right here.

How much was that reward?

Not only did I get this parking ticket but soueone stole my goat and pet chicken from the back seat.